Vampires being overbearing about mortal needs
SLEEP. Do you do it? Drink the splashy stuff for the love of GOD your blood is GRAINY. You look like you're going to fall over from starvation. Let me make you a ten-course meal from my childhood. Who cares if it's a Tuesday? Ten blankets and a hot water bottle. "Are you warm now?" What IS THIS SHITE in your larder? Mortal, this is not food. You have been robbed of your hard-earned coin. Being irrationally angry at modern food the more you try to explain it to them: "What in God's name is a 'cheese product'? IS IT OR IS IT NOT CHEESE?" Brings dinner for their favorites because if they're eating, you're eating. It's only fair. But vampire has internal panic trying to order food at a restaurant like a mortal, or buying food at a grocery store, because the way we handle food now is so different from when they were alive.