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Vampires being overbearing about mortal needs

 SLEEP. Do you do it? Drink the splashy stuff for the love of GOD your blood is GRAINY. You look like you're going to fall over from starvation. Let me make you a ten-course meal from my childhood. Who cares if it's a Tuesday? Ten blankets and a hot water bottle. "Are you warm now?" What IS THIS SHITE in your larder? Mortal, this is not food. You have been robbed of your hard-earned coin. Being irrationally angry at modern food the more you try to explain it to them: "What in God's name is a 'cheese product'? IS IT OR IS IT NOT CHEESE?" Brings dinner for their favorites because if they're eating, you're eating. It's only fair. But vampire has internal panic trying to order food at a restaurant like a mortal, or buying food at a grocery store, because the way we handle food now is so different from when they were alive.

Prompt List #1 Imagines

 We're not just friends and you fucking know it. Please don't cry. I can't stand to see you cry. Stay with me. Walk out that door and we're through. Well. Yell, scream, say something. Anything. I can't breathe. I hate how much I love you. Why are you so jealous? Where do you think you're going? Just leave me alone. I need some time. Despite what you think, I am completely capable of taking care of myself. You can't keep pretending it didn't happen, cause guess what? It did! Just please be my best friend right now, not the guy I just confessed my love to. Stop pretending you're okay, cause I know you're not. Just talk to me. Bite me. If you insist. I think I'm in love with you, and that scares the crap out of me. I think you're just afraid to be happy. Why are you so nice to me? Choose me. We'll get through this, I promise. You're so fucking hot when you're mad. You're mine. I don't share. Just shut up and kiss me. If w

Sad OTP Starters

 It's alright. I'm right here. "Why did you choose me?" "You know very well why, [NAME]." "I'm a monster." "No, you're not." "You deserve so much better than me." "Stop lying." Why are you being like this? Please hold me. I can't take this anymore. Please don't cry. I'm begging you, please don't lock yourself in your room. Don't shut me out. Give me one single reason why I shouldn't leave. Can't you tell (s)he's broken? You'd better put that knife down. Don't listen to them. Just leave. I don't need you. Get away from him/her/them before I break every bone in your body. No, wait! "Hear me out." "Why the hell should I listen to you?"

&. horror themed sentence starters.

It's the silence that scares me. I'm every nightmare you ever had. I want to see your true face. One way or another, you're going to die tonight. Just because you don't see it, doesn't mean it's not already here. By the time anyone finds your body, they won't be able to identify it. You're playing a dangerous game here, girl. I'm playing the villain, just like you wanted. I won't give up on you, I know you're worth it! Scream all you want, no-one will hear you. What are you going to do to me? There you are, my darling! I knew you would come back to me. Don't you want to be consumed by what loves you? I'm going to send you back to Hell where you came from! You can't keep me here forever! How are you still alive? I killed you! Sometimes human spaces make inhuman monsters. Please, why don't you just let me go? This missing poster has your face on it. That wasn't so bad, was it? What's wrong, you don't trust me? I know

Hurt/comfort help

- "That's a lot of blood." - "Are you sick?" - "Don't throw up in that!"  - "Don't close your eyes." - "You wanna walk by yourself? Alright, let's see that." - "We just need to keep moving." - "I can't lose you." - "You touched it, didn't you?" - "I'm going to take care of you." - "You're safe with me." - "Don't be such a baby, they're not even dangerous." "I've got you."
 "When's the last time you ate anything?" "How long are you in town for?" "You know I'll never leave you, right ?" "I'm…I'm in love with you." "How do you make me lose my breath even after all this time ?" "We should probably go home." "Want to share a taxi ?" "Do you have anything other than water and alcohol?" "I didn't know you could cook? It's refreshing, all these people burn food and try to act all cute about it, but it's just simply a waste of perfectly good food." "How many times must we go through this ?" "Can we please talk about literally anything else?" "What can you tell me about___?" "How much do I owe you ?" "Let's go get some ice cream or something." "Are you hurt ?" "It's going to rain tomorrow." "I'm here for information on__." "Help me carry these inside,

——— 𝙎𝙉𝙊𝙒 𝙎𝙉𝙊𝙒 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙎

“oh, it's beautiful!” “thank you for bringing me out here.” “i've never seen a snowfall before.” “this is amazing!” “do you want to build a snowman?” “let's build a snowman!” “I bet I can make the best snow angel you've ever seen!” “let's build a snow-fort!” “are you a kid?” “for real?” “this tastes weird.” “i feel like having a s'more.” “don't tell me you've never eaten a s'more!” “what do you want to do today?” “it's cold outside, isn't it?” “very.” “let's just... stay inside? we could watch a movie or something.” (snuggling on the couch together ~ for warmth, obviously) “I prepared a cup of hot cocoa for you.” “oh, thank you! so sweet of you!” “you look cold.” “oh my, your fingers are blue! here, you can wear my gloves.” ”you don’t know how to skate? for real?” “i can teach you to ski.” “let’s ski.” “we can bring out the sledge.”