โOpen your messages, I sent you a photoโ โLet me show you a good timeโ โBet youโve never seen a whole Pokemon card collection before.โ โMay I interest you in a romantic night in my moms basement?โ โDo you like antiques? Iโve got junk for you.โ โAre you French because maDAMNโ โMist my nethers.โ โMay I interest you in a happy meal?โ โIs one of your parents a baker? because youโve got nice buns.โ โIโd drink your bath water.โ โIf I were a fly, Iโd be all over you, since youโre the shit.โ โAre you from UPS because Iโd sign that package.โ โNice legs, when do they open.โ โShame about Pluto.. but another planet will be gone once I get a hold of Uranus.โ โWhoops, I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dongโ โLittle birdy tells me youโre easy.โ โAre you a fire detector? because youโre loud and annoying.โ โHi i think you just dropped something, your standards. Nice to meet you.โ โYou believe in love at first sight or shall I walk by again?โ๏ฟผ โWant sum fuk?...
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