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Vampires being overbearing about mortal needs

 SLEEP. Do you do it? Drink the splashy stuff for the love of GOD your blood is GRAINY. You look like you're going to fall over from starvation. Let me make you a ten-course meal from my childhood. Who cares if it's a Tuesday? Ten blankets and a hot water bottle. "Are you warm now?" What IS THIS SHITE in your larder? Mortal, this is not food. You have been robbed of your hard-earned coin. Being irrationally angry at modern food the more you try to explain it to them: "What in God's name is a 'cheese product'? IS IT OR IS IT NOT CHEESE?" Brings dinner for their favorites because if they're eating, you're eating. It's only fair. But vampire has internal panic trying to order food at a restaurant like a mortal, or buying food at a grocery store, because the way we handle food now is so different from when they were alive.

Prompt List #1 Imagines

 We're not just friends and you fucking know it. Please don't cry. I can't stand to see you cry. Stay with me. Walk out that door and we're through. Well. Yell, scream, say something. Anything. I can't breathe. I hate how much I love you. Why are you so jealous? Where do you think you're going? Just leave me alone. I need some time. Despite what you think, I am completely capable of taking care of myself. You can't keep pretending it didn't happen, cause guess what? It did! Just please be my best friend right now, not the guy I just confessed my love to. Stop pretending you're okay, cause I know you're not. Just talk to me. Bite me. If you insist. I think I'm in love with you, and that scares the crap out of me. I think you're just afraid to be happy. Why are you so nice to me? Choose me. We'll get through this, I promise. You're so fucking hot when you're mad. You're mine. I don't share. Just shut up and kiss me. If w

Sad OTP Starters

 It's alright. I'm right here. "Why did you choose me?" "You know very well why, [NAME]." "I'm a monster." "No, you're not." "You deserve so much better than me." "Stop lying." Why are you being like this? Please hold me. I can't take this anymore. Please don't cry. I'm begging you, please don't lock yourself in your room. Don't shut me out. Give me one single reason why I shouldn't leave. Can't you tell (s)he's broken? You'd better put that knife down. Don't listen to them. Just leave. I don't need you. Get away from him/her/them before I break every bone in your body. No, wait! "Hear me out." "Why the hell should I listen to you?"

&. horror themed sentence starters.

It's the silence that scares me. I'm every nightmare you ever had. I want to see your true face. One way or another, you're going to die tonight. Just because you don't see it, doesn't mean it's not already here. By the time anyone finds your body, they won't be able to identify it. You're playing a dangerous game here, girl. I'm playing the villain, just like you wanted. I won't give up on you, I know you're worth it! Scream all you want, no-one will hear you. What are you going to do to me? There you are, my darling! I knew you would come back to me. Don't you want to be consumed by what loves you? I'm going to send you back to Hell where you came from! You can't keep me here forever! How are you still alive? I killed you! Sometimes human spaces make inhuman monsters. Please, why don't you just let me go? This missing poster has your face on it. That wasn't so bad, was it? What's wrong, you don't trust me? I know