Send a bad pick up line to my muse for their reaction!

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Could be used as an icebreaker or even flirting between familiar muses!

•You must work at Starbucks, because I dig you a latte.

•You must be a tower? Because eiffel for you.

•What's on the menu, you ask? ME-N-U !

•If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!

•They should take away your license, because you're driving me crazy.

•Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?

•I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

•I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

•Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you!

•Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!

•I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen!

•I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

•If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous!

•Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!

•Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

•Are you a loan? 'Cause you've got my interest!

•I'm in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

•You're so sweet, you'd put Hershey's out of business!

•Was your mother a beaver? Because DAMN!

•It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

•Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.

•I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?

•I'm from out of town. Can you please give me directions to your place?


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