{{ RWBY RP Prompts }}

 

→ "Why can't you just swoon over your own weapon? Aren't you happy with it?"

→ "Are you.... robbing me?"

→ "Oh my god, you really exploded."

→ "I'm queen of the castle!"

→ "I still don't think that's what a sloth sounds like."

→ "For it is in passing that we achieve immortality."

→ "But why would I need friends if I have you?"

→ "There's no such thing as negative friends."

→ "Aren't you the guy who threw up?"

→ "Nailed it!"

→ "You came back!"

→ "Boop~!"

→ "I don't think sloths make a lot of noise."

→ "Do not hesitate to destroy everything in your path..."

→ "You're about to see a whole different side of me today."

→ "It's also a gun."

→ "Why hide who you are?"

→ "Can you imitate a sloth?"

→ "Off with their heads!"

→ "You're going on world-saving missions without us?!"

→ "You monsters!"

→ "Oh god, it's happening again!"

→ "I could've taken him."

→ "I'm hurt! Sad! Maybe a little hungry. That last one's not your fault..."

→ "I'm not trying to show off. I want you to know I can do this!"

→ "You called me friend! Am I really your friend?"

→ "I'm combat ready!"

→ "I don't have a lot of friends; but if I did, I'd want them to talk to me about things."

→ "That's why we're here! To make it better!"

→ "Great, the gang's all here. Now we can all die together!"

→ "Well that was a thing."

→ "Most people are born, but I was made."

→ "I don't need people to help me grow up. I drink milk."

→ "Banzai!"

→ "I think we can all say it's been an eventful evening."

→ "I wouldn't exactly call it a 'little' operation."

→ "You are not the brightest banana in the bunch, are ya kid?"

→ "Or we could ditch the beds... and replace them with bunk beds!"

→ "She's a hazard to my health!"

→ "You know, we really gotta stop meeting like this. People are gonna talk..."

→ "It's just that, you seem a little... NOT okay."

→ "YES! I love it when you're feisty!"

→ "Whoa, you can control poles..."

→ "I'm not the biggest fan of local law enforcement."

→ "I am not a crook."

→ "You just destroyed my favorite clothing store. Prepare to die."

→ "It is precisely this kind of ignorance that breeds violence!"

→ "Hey, we've got a plan! That's... moderately serious."

→ "Guess who's back?"

→ "Who's ready to fight for their lives?"

→ "Well the name's _______ Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it."

→ "Why must your answer to everything involve a triumphant display of military bravado!?"

→ "What a freak!"

→ "Learning is SO MUCH fun."

→ "I can't dance, man!"

→ "This is the part where you lose."

→ "Spare us the thought of you procreating."

→ "Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! It will be DELICIOUS!"

→ "Oooh, look at me! My name's ______! I know facts! I'm rich!"

→ "You can't even stop me!"

→ "Let me try! You can trust me!"

→ "You think just because you've got nuts and bolts instead of squishy guts makes you any less real than me?"

→ "Okay, yeah, when you say it out loud, it sounds worse."

→ "Get back in the bag."

→ "Don't worry. Things will be better tomorrow."

→ "What are you doing?! Do you have any idea of the damage you could have caused?!"

→ "You were worth every cent, truly you were."

→ "We'll break his legs!"

→ "Weren't you in a cult or something?"

→ "You really want to start making things up to me?"

→ "By no means does this make us friends."

→ "I can always be a farmer or something."

→ "You hardly look the part."

→ "Do you always break the law without giving a second thought?"

→ "I will seriously pay you to shut up."

→ "This is turning out just like the divorce!"

→ "I can see why your father would want to protect such a delicate flower!"

→ "Always sunshine and rainbows with you."

→ "Now, I'll be the first to admit, humans... are the worst."

→ "You can't sleep, you hardly eat, and to be honest, your grades have been suffering."

→ "If you don't get a date to the dance, I'll wear a dress."

→ "If I don't get doilies, you don't get fog machines."

→ "I see you're hiding at the punch bowl as well."

→ "Hey man, do you have a wireless password?"

→ "You may be fast, but you still excel at wasting time!"

→ "All you've been so far is a nuisance!"

→ "It's a combat skirt!"

→ "The innocent never run."

→ "I hate this game of emotions we play."

→ "I have a legacy of honor to uphold."