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( 110 starters. CW: alcohol mention, cussing, drug mention, violence. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed! )

โ€œ_____, get back in the car!โ€

โ€œDude, you okay? Hey! You okay?โ€

โ€œHold on tight. Iโ€™m gonna get help, okay?โ€

โ€œHe needs to die. And Iโ€™m the one thatโ€™s gonna get him.โ€

โ€œI didnโ€™t do it! It wasnโ€™t me!โ€

โ€œGet away from me! Leave me alone!โ€

โ€œI need you to go home right now.

โ€œDonโ€™t get murdered, _____.โ€

โ€œSleep with one eye open, _____.โ€

โ€œHeโ€™s gonna get you, _____!โ€

โ€œJustโ€ฆ Just-just please donโ€™t kill me!โ€

โ€œHey, whoa. Itโ€™s alright. Take it easy.โ€

โ€œ_____. Iโ€™m warning you.โ€

โ€œThe evil is here!โ€

โ€œYou need to stand up for yourself in these situations.โ€

โ€œ_____, youโ€™re so paranoid.โ€

โ€œWell, Iโ€™m kind of a sommelier, but for cheap wines.โ€

โ€œDonโ€™t be bothered by those motherfuckers over there, man.โ€

โ€œ_____ put me up to this shit.โ€

โ€œToo young to give a shit? Too drunk to remember?โ€

โ€œItโ€™s Halloween night in [insert location]. When terrorโ€™s supposed to be fun. When we hide behind masks and we pretend we arenโ€™t what we are.โ€

โ€œIs he real? Who knows? Whoโ€™s next?โ€

โ€œMaybe not tonight, maybe not tomorrow, but the Boogeyman is coming for me. And heโ€™s coming for you.โ€

โ€œLet it burn!โ€

โ€œIโ€™m fine, Iโ€™m fine. Itโ€™s not my blood. Okay? Itโ€™s not my blood.โ€

โ€œNo, Iโ€™m not afraid to go. I just donโ€™t feel like it.โ€

โ€œBetter talk no shit about that woman. She will fuck you up.โ€

โ€œHow about you and I snack on some Cheez-Its and try a little Beaujolais nouveau?โ€

โ€œThe fuck was that? Somebody in there?โ€

โ€œI think Iโ€™ll break it off with my girlfriend.โ€

โ€œIf he comes back, we got something for him.โ€

โ€œGot a goddamn massacre on our hands.โ€

โ€œIโ€™ve lived here my whole life. This was a safe place, and now itโ€™s not anymore.โ€

โ€œCome on, baby. We gotta get home.โ€

โ€œGo look? Hell no! Whatโ€™s wrong with you?โ€

โ€œLove lives today.โ€

โ€œEvil dies tonight.โ€

โ€œHeโ€™s watching us.โ€

โ€œDamn, what in the hellโ€™s going on?โ€

โ€œThe goblins will get you if you donโ€™t watch out. Theyโ€™ll take you and shake you until you shout.โ€

โ€œI thought we were gonna watch a movie?โ€

โ€œI pulled some old spooky records. Wanna get high and dance?โ€

โ€œDid someone just go in our house?โ€

โ€œYou think this is funny, huh?โ€

โ€œYou donโ€™t know who youโ€™re messing with, do you?โ€

โ€œAnd sometimes, when the wind blows just right, we can still hear her ghost, calling out his name.โ€

โ€œGet out of my yard, you little perverts!โ€

โ€œI was always told that I couldnโ€™tโ€ฆ that I couldnโ€™t talk about _____.โ€

โ€œI could never acknowledge the tragedy.โ€

โ€œIโ€™m so sorry. I just want to help in any way I can, okay?โ€

โ€œWeโ€™re gonna hunt him down, and weโ€™re gonna put an end to this.โ€

โ€œIโ€™m not gonna pretend this didnโ€™t happen.โ€

โ€œThe only way weโ€™re gonna stop this is if we all come together on this.โ€

โ€œYou have a permit for all these?โ€

โ€œNow, the only way to catch him is to play by his own gameโ€”the element of surprise.โ€

โ€œItโ€™s the wrong night to be out.โ€

โ€œThereโ€™s, like, a creepy man in a white mask, and he keeps, like, trying to play hide-and-seek with us, and I think heโ€™s a pervert.โ€

โ€œRun! Do not turn around!โ€

โ€œFuck this bullshit! Drive!โ€

โ€œI donโ€™t wanna die in here! Unlock the door!โ€

โ€œWe burned him to the goddamn ground.โ€

โ€œIโ€™m gonna get you. Come and get it, man.โ€

โ€œDo you remember that night? At the bar?โ€

โ€œYou know, I-I never said anything, โ€˜cause I couldnโ€™t be sure. I was so messed up. But you helped me.โ€

โ€œI always liked you.โ€

โ€œYouโ€™re so crazy.โ€

โ€œI remember that night. Yeah. I kissed you. You held my hand. Now, I was hoping for more.โ€

โ€œYou stood up to that monster.โ€

โ€œWe didnโ€™t know for sure. I didnโ€™t know what to tell you.โ€

โ€œListen, I just want you to know, when he gets here, Iโ€™m gonna fucking kill him.โ€

โ€œTonight, Iโ€™m gonna protect you, okay?โ€

โ€œWe had him. How did he escape?โ€

โ€œA lifetime of preparation, and for what? _____ is dead. So many people are dead. Weโ€™re not equipped.โ€

โ€œPeople are losing their minds.โ€

โ€œI am not gonna let you do this.โ€

โ€œDo you even know what that is?โ€

โ€œIt makes the pain go away.โ€

โ€œLet him come for me. Let him take my head as I take his.โ€

โ€œMaybe the only way he can die is if I die too.โ€

โ€œYou and _____ should not have to keep running because of the darkness that I created. So you just have to let me go.โ€

โ€œI am not gonna let anything happen to you.โ€

โ€œWe wanna get married. Umโ€ฆ Uh, I-I guess, uh, right away. Right away, yeah, right away.โ€

โ€œThe waggle dance is how bees communicate. They share the information where the flower is with the rest of the colony. They communicate the precise location by shaking their butts.โ€

โ€œ_____, donโ€™t do anything stupid. We donโ€™t wanna get sued.โ€

โ€œI bet those bitches are in the bushes.โ€

โ€œNext time, Iโ€™m cominโ€™ with a pitchfork.โ€

โ€œ_____. Youโ€™ve come home.โ€

โ€œI could have made this all go away.โ€

โ€œItโ€™s not your fault. Itโ€™s mine.โ€

โ€œIt was an accident. I was lost in my own regret.โ€

โ€œI saw the look in _____โ€™s eyes. All he wanted was more blood. More death.โ€

โ€œNow I knowโ€ฆ thereโ€™s nothing inside that man but pure evil.โ€


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