𝗟𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 ?

 

•Grocery store: Oh holy shit what that’s my cart right th— oh wait noo how awkward, haha, that’s your cart and now I’m arguing over content that’s not even mine; I’m sorry but could you maybe point in the direction of what I need?

 

•Grocery store: I just caught you stealing something and now I’m not sure if I could yank you to the cashier or let it go because idk man fuck the system, but are you sure that’s what you want to do?

 

•Grocery store: Wow this line is long, let’s complain together!

 

•Grocery store: That’s MY bread, I got up early just to get that bread and now you’re trying to take it away from me

 

•Grocery store: I can’t reach that thing, I need help!

 

•Clothing store: I’m awkwardly stuck in something and you’re the only person around to help me, please help me out here

 

•Clothing store: Good god my color coordination is horrible and I have no idea what to wear for that event, would you be so kind to help me out? I know that we don’t know each other, but you seem to know what you’re doing

 

•Clothing store: That’s ! My ! Sale ! No ! You can’t have it !

 

•Clothing store: Sorry for staring but wow, I’m here with friends but I have to say that you look great

 

•College: we’re in class together and I don’t really know you’re name but now we’re stuck on a group project together and no one seems to take this seriously except for us so hey, how about those long study sessions am I right

 

•College: we’re going on a field trip you/i don’t own a car so we need to figure something out! maybe we can co-drive?

 

•College: I signed up for this course but I don’t know anybody so is it okay if I sit here with you?

 

•College: I’m new here and I have no idea to get around and holy fuck I’m lost can you help me? — Wait, you also take that class?

 

•College: You awkwardly ran into me the other day and knocked me over, but it turns out that we’re living in the same dorm so hey, since we’re sharing a kitchen how about we chat a bit?

 

•College: You’re my new dorm mate and please don’t be the kind of person who won’t take responsibility

 

•Cinema: Looks like we ended up in the seats next to each other and holy fuck that’s a scary movie I’m so sorry for grabbing your hand but MY GOD

 

•Cinema: I just witnessed you getting set up by your date so I’m quietly making my way over to check if everything is alright and oh god it looks like you’re crying?? uhm?? hey how about i get us some tickets to a comedy and we try to take your mind off it maybe??

 

•Park: I accidentally managed to knock you over while jogging/roller skating and i am so sorry please don’t tell me you’re hurt?? can i do something to make up for it??

 

•Park: aw man !! there goes my dog !! and i am so sorry but they get so easily excited around new people and they just want to say hello —

 

•Sports arena: I AM GETTING TOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS TEAM BUT WOW HOW RUDE OF YOU??? YOU’RE A SUPPORTER OF THE OPPOSING TEAM LET ME TELL YOU HOW YOUR TEAM SUCKS AND oh you’re actually pretty nice to talk to during the breaks, hey wanna catch a drink after this?