better ideas for chance encounters than a bar or coffee shop:
a storm is delaying our flight home and i'm afraid of thunder, please talk to me while we wait
we're both in small claims court and i got
into a huge fight with the person suing me but you stepped in to hold me back
before security got there
i drove two hours to the closest video
rental store that's still operating and you were checking out the only copy of
the movie i was after
i hit you with my car but luckily you're
okay, but we should still exchange information i guess
our friends that we came here with went off
together and now we're making awkward small talk
i was worried about buying something off of
someone creepy from craigslist but oh no you're hot
my friend talked me into playing a drunken
game of spin the bottle even though we're all adults and now we have to make
out..
we both decided to take a [yoga/fencing/
cooking etc] class and we're the only two assholes not taking it seriously and
everyone else is giving us dirty looks but we keep grinning over at each other
my date just made a scene in public and got
arrested and now i'm stranded in a city without a ride home
sharing a cab together
you're trying to get me to sign a petition
and i have no idea what you're talking about
you're drunk at this festival and dancing
on the table and when you eventually fell i caught you
i tried to get a part time job at this
place right by my house but they hired you instead and i have to see you every
day when i go there now
blind date!
my roommate is your ex, and your roommate
is my ex, and i caught them sleeping together and told you so now we're pissed
off and going on a date to get away from them even though we didnt really know
each other before now…
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