[Terrible ways to get a hook up starters - sorry not sorry ]
“Open your messages, I sent you a photo”
“Let me show you a good time”
“Bet you’ve never seen a whole Pokemon card
collection before.”
“May I interest you in a romantic night in
my moms basement?”
“Do you like antiques? I’ve got junk for
you.”
“Are you French because maDAMN”
“Mist my nethers.”
“May I interest you in a happy meal?”
“Is one of your parents a baker? because
you’ve got nice buns.”
“I’d drink your bath water.”
“If I were a fly, I’d be all over you, since
you’re the shit.”
“Are you from UPS because I’d sign that
package.”
“Nice legs, when do they open.”
“Shame about Pluto.. but another planet
will be gone once I get a hold of Uranus.”
“Whoops, I dropped my monster condom for my
magnum dong”
“Little birdy tells me you’re easy.”
“Are you a fire detector? because you’re
loud and annoying.”
“Hi i think you just dropped something,
your standards. Nice to meet you.”
“You believe in love at first sight or
shall I walk by again?”
“Want sum fuk?”
“Do you have any raisins? How about a
date?”
“Collect my dragon balls.”
“Are you a Jedi? Because yodalicious...”
“You want my wifi password?”
“Nice to meet you. Just call me daddy.”
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