✧ —— 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅-𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐔𝐋𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.

 

“Excuse me, do you want to screw?”

“I’d rather fuck you than kiss you.”

“Don’t talk about your fucking boyfriend while we’re having sex, how about that?!”

“I wanna be pretty.”

“You think you’re the only one who’s ever fucking lived before.”

“I demand my payments in cash.”

“I am royally fucked.”

“I can’t wait for you to shut me up.”

“Boo-fucking-hoo, you’re not the only one whose life’s a piece of shit.”

“Will somebody get me a present?”

“Hate me ‘cause I’m beautiful.”

“I wouldn’t do it if I didn’t need the money.”

“There’s no Santa Clause, no tooth fairy, and no Easter Bunny.”

“I wish I could kiss you right on the fucking mouth.”

“Why don’t you come here and try to prove me wrong?”

“Love made me so low.”

“I’m going straight to hell for how I think of you.”

“You don’t know how bad it’s gonna get.”

“You’re gonna die alone.”

“You suck.”

“I’m your problem now.”

“I’m so desperate.”

“You will thank me much, much later.”

“This joke has gone too far.”

“Nobody knows me ‘cept me and my mother.”

“If only I didn’t want to fuck the ones who didn’t want to fuck me!”

“I know I’ll feel this way forever.”

“I can’t stand it. I’m so fucking picky.”